Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Blondes Get Even

Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running Boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?'

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon.

'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie?

(I LOVE THIS ONE..........)

She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!



lindsey said...

oh my gosh..that is hilarious ;)

Pamela said...

TOOOO FUNNY!! (Comin from a blonde!!! LOL)

And tell your little guy CONGRATULATIONS and his smile looks GREAT!!!!!

I stopped by this morning to tell you I have a blog game going on over at my blog and I've put your name in the hat. Take care now and thanks so much for stopping by my blog and leaving a little love.


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SymplyLuscious said...

My name is SymplyLuscious and I'm a Blonde and loved your site.. Sounds like me being the waitress..I would have Symply gave him beans too..

Crazymamaof6 said...

that is too funny!

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Jazzy said...

too funny girl..I love your blogs and the stories about your children and family..