Thursday, May 1, 2008

What is a 710?

{the following is a joke - too funny not to share}

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here

8 comments:

raising4boys said...

Too FUNNY!! blond jokes are the best :)

Ondriawfd said...

LOL! That would be me and I'm not even blonde!

Anonymous said...

That's funny!!!! I have to share that one with my husband.

molly said...

That is hilarious!

Here is one I got the other day... funny stuff those blonds!


I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a blonde who was
engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian
Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"

Kimm said...

I had to share with my husband, who then preceeded to tell me that is probably something that his sister would do!

Too funny!

Kimm

Anonymous said...

Too funny!!

Carrie and Troy Keiser said...

Oh that's funny! :D thanks for sharing!

Allison said...

Husband is laughing hysterically. Then laughed even more at me when I didn't get it. Proceeded to ask me how I feel now. Told him I did not feel as dumb as the blond because I never would have done what she did. I know the 710 cap. Anyway, thank you for the great laugh tonight.