{the following is a joke - too funny not to share}
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here
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8 comments:
Too FUNNY!! blond jokes are the best :)
LOL! That would be me and I'm not even blonde!
That's funny!!!! I have to share that one with my husband.
That is hilarious!
Here is one I got the other day... funny stuff those blonds!
I was sitting in a cafeteria recently, next to a blonde who was
engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian
Soldiers Killed."
She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, asked, "How
many is a Brazilian?"
I had to share with my husband, who then preceeded to tell me that is probably something that his sister would do!
Too funny!
Kimm
Too funny!!
Oh that's funny! :D thanks for sharing!
Husband is laughing hysterically. Then laughed even more at me when I didn't get it. Proceeded to ask me how I feel now. Told him I did not feel as dumb as the blond because I never would have done what she did. I know the 710 cap. Anyway, thank you for the great laugh tonight.
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